This baby has, like, five mergers to negotiate by Thursday.
Or at least, they can be—we just don’t remember it.
I just realized that my microwave has a “Favorite Choice” button,
as in, apparently you can make a preset and just press “Favorite Choice” rather than key in the number of seconds each time, because APPARENTLY PRESSING THREE BUTTONS AND WAITING FIVE MINUTES ISN’T LAZY ENOUGH.
Google I get where you’re coming from but you are kind of missing the point.
Oh hey like six months ago Maggie Lee asked a bunch of us to provide her with a “bleak soundtrack to [her] actions” so we said a bunch of things over and over and now Keep This Bag Away from Children has gone and made an Art of it:
EDITED BY MAGGIE LEE AND ANDREW WORTHINGTON
23 Things I Wrote in the Margins of Sam Pink’s Rontel
Things I wrote in the margins of Rontel while reading it, along with quotes of the parts I was writing about:
10 bucks says it’s a fedora.
